when the teacher pairs you up with people who don’t care about their grades
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SNOWMAN YOU ARE GOING TO PULL THE LOLSORANDOM STUNT THAT EVERY FUCKING ANIMATED FEATURE HAS HAD FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT UP BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE JUST THAT STUPID YOU ARE GOING TO BE EVERYWHERE IN THE FUCKING DISNEY STORE THERE ARE GOING TO BE WALLS OF YOU A WHOLE MOUNTAIN OF PLUSH DOLLS AND COUNTLESS OF FUCKING SHIRTS WITH YOUR STUPID GODDAMN SNOWMAN FACE PLASTERED ON IT GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU EVERY FUCKING POSTER WILL HAVE YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS PIECE OF SHIT FACE ON IT AND I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH I HOPE FUCKING SPRING COMES AND YOU MELT INTO A GODDAMN FUCKING PUDDLE WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR CARROT NOSE LEFT IN MEMORY
REST IN FUCKING PIECES YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN SNOWMAN
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
my favorite part about new years is waking up and realizing that nothing has fucking changed
how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes
A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.
I HAD TO… i felt forced.
Oh god that is so beautiful
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE
a gripping trilogy
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
i hate when people say wikipedia isn’t reliable because anyone can change it like are u kidding me have u ever tried to edit a wikipedia article they instantly ban u for like removing a comma